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Send me a link to a song that makes you think of me. You don't have to explain your choice, just add the link to my comments.

i am seriously on music overload right now. might have some more presents for you hobos soon.

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Going to be an awesome game. No lie.

• 18:23 I really wish there weren't a bunch of people in my apartment and that they weren't all loud teenagers. #
• 19:01 My god I am seriously about to snap. #
• 19:19 @kirielle There are like 5 teenage girls over here and they're all squealing and loud. #
• 21:00 I just know this episode of #Monk is going to make me cry. #
• 21:38 @Jania28 Yeah me too, especially these last couple ones. #

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sick again, will try to be around to do molly stuff at mh and tag in/post at theo but oh my god i feel awful :((( luckily it's just another sinus thing so i should be okay by tomorrow, but i know i keep disappearing when people need me/im me/whatever and i just want to apologize in advance :/

Spam! Wrote this not long after TDK came out but never posted it. Since the evil twin just wrote Joker/Scarecrow with similar elements, I knew I had to post it as the same time as hers or I'd never do it. Team Porn does Arkham. Arharhrh.


The Frayed Ends
Batman. Batman/Joker. R. ~1000 words. Nolanverse. Violence.
Darkness gathers into a swarm around them and Bruce doesn’t want to let the bastard take one more goddamn breath.


( Read Me. )

Just a little something to get me in the groove for doing homework. Done without access to my usual brushes so there are several big things that make me go DDDD:, but I didn't want to spend more than an hour on this. Warmup means warmup, Pondy.

Avengers. Steve/Tony. G.



( Steve & Tony Warmup Drawing )

The All American Rejects played my campus last night, and New Moon came out. All of a sudden every girl ages fourteen to twenty within a twenty-five mile radius of my town was here with bells and whistles on. If by bells and whistles we mean black nail polish and Team Jacob shirts. You really couldn't move without bumping into one of them screaming over one and/or the other while frantically trying to figure out which event was going to take precedence. Do we stay for the show? Do we leave to get seats at the movie? CONUNDRUM.

On the bright side, you can imagine where all the cops were last night, so you can also imagine the possibilities there.

EDIT I just got my placement for student teaching, and I'm super excited because I got the school I wanted. The only downside to this is that I'm teaching seniors. I feel intimidated by the fact that I'm only three/four years older than they are...but mostly I just don't like the senior level curriculum for NC. I'm one of those weirdo English people who doesn't really like British Literature as much as the rest. I would have liked to teach American/World, but you just can't win everything. Here's to hoping I don't cry on the first day or throw a book at someone :)

Attended a benefit dinner last night with J, maiki, and Susan for a non-profit that we've done a lot of work for. Materials that both Susan and I had designed were all over the place and it was really nice to see it all out and looking snazzy. Susan's done a lot to get their informational materials/reports looking clean and professional. I did the benefit's programs, invites, and carried over from last year was a set of promotional posters which I'm still proud of. The project, per usual, made me gnash my teeth at times, but I do enjoy working for them, and it was flattering when people whom I didn't expect compliments from told me they were impressed by the invitations in particular. :D Leading up I had this worry about the pagination on the program booklet since I worked entirely remotely and never saw a proof (or even had time to run one myself!) but everything turned out beautifully and typo-free. By this point, I've done enough recent work to have a solid design portfolio again, so with so few classes left ahead of me it's nice to have that in addition to what's shaping up to go on my reel.

I didn't mingle much, as J and I were introduced to some great people early on and there was no incentive to bother straying away from the interesting conversation to rub elbows with people outside my industry. It was somewhat fascinating attending something like this after so long, and also after now having worked on catering from the serving end! The appetizers, by the way, were awesome. I wish we offered some of them on our own menu, especially the warm cranberries and almonds in phyllo cups. Yum.

My shoes were remarkably comfortable. I haven't worn actual heels in forever and it's nice to confirm that my knee can handle hours standing around in 3" heels.

• 01:19 Eeeeee Lewis Black on Craig Ferguson! #
• 20:02 Hee, I love Booth's daddy already. #
• 20:10 @queenmidalah Right, granddaddy. That's what I meant. #

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This was supposed to be anon commentporn, but then it wasn't fulfilling what the OP had asked for so I wrote it for Blue instead.

Boys' Club
X-men RPS. Hugh Jackman/Liev Schrieber/Taylor Kitsch. NC-17. 3400 words.
God, tonight he'd be a slut for it if that's what they wanted.

( Read Me. )

Oh my god Glee.

I am currently distracting myself from telemarketing (lol I love being hung up on IT IS MY FAVORITE PASTIME) by looking at the current job market. I don't want to quit my job--my boss is nice and forgiving, and while I p. much hate the work, the environment's good, plus job secuurity!--but I'm just not making enough. I know a couple of you guys have two jobs, so my question is--how did you go about getting them? Even when I've only been working part-time, I can never seem to find another part-time job that will work around my working somewhere else. It's also a huge turn-off when I go into interviews saying the job would be a secondary one. Do you guys have any advice in that arena? Where should I be looking, what should I expect in terms of hours/interview issues/etc. I was looking at like, idk, delivery drivers or data entry--something easy and non-taxing I could do a couple late nights a week and weekends. I'm trying to save up money to move out of state, and with student loans coming up soon, I'm just not making enough right now to even ballpark how much I'd need.

EDIT: More RP-related, but who wants to make and/or find me icons of newspapers/stations/anchors/reports/etc.? Just generic ones for the Theo mod account. ty in advance~

ultra gay? that my uni net doesnt seem to enjoy ichat, and denies me on the regular. it also seems t be denying me gchat. chat haters <---


firstly, i went to bed mad late, and then did jack shit early this AM to prepare for all the shit i was supposed to be doing for today. i meant to study a monologue (due today, more on that in a few sentences!!) on the train and then in my science class. however, my plans were derailed (rofl TRAIN GET IT) by a fucking awesome baby. this baby like, thought i was so fucking cool (he was not wrong.) he legit moved over from the seat next to his mom to sit next to me. he gave me a newspaper (awesome) and like, just was an awesome baby at me and the rest of the train the whole ride, and stopped me from my studies.

then i got to my sci class, 1/2 hr late AS PER USUAL, and we had some goddamn presenter presenting shit! and a worksheet to fill out to make sure we payed attn! SO LAME I HAD SHIT TO DO. fortunately, he ended up repeating most of the shit i missed and i was able to fill out the worksheet, which was paiiinfully easy. i then spent the rest of my time working on my monologue due next class.

so i then get to class, which is cool, my teacher is cool, my class is cool. NOT COOL? HE DECIDES TO START AT THE MIDDLE OF THE ALPHABET AKA ME SO I WAS FIRST. my reaction was, verbatim- "THIS IS SUPER RETARDED!!!" out loud. full volume. no repercussions, he mostly lol'd at my misfortune. i muttered darkly on my way up to the front, and i did an alright job, both on memorization and acting. i was shaking though. w/e it's cool- UPSIDE? after, to show everyone how he was grading he was like "So you all know? She just got an A. Everything is fine, see?" So, BOOYAH, A!

Then on to my english class, where i- on coffee, nerves from my monologue, and 3 hours sleep, proceeded to be myself, aka insane. however, i was told by one of the kids that i make the class for him with all the straight forward, retarded shit i say. we discussed the movie we watched- into the wild, where i referred to the main character's parents as 'dicks' so many times that it became part of the class vocabulary. osm.

also, throughout today, i have rapped three times: twice was 99 problems, in my whitest dialect possible, and then i rapped ice ice baby, also arguably in the whitest way possible, considering it's a vanilla ice song. if you want to make people laugh, just learn ice ice baby, it makes people rofl every time.

i really wish i didn't have work this evening, but alas, i do. i am working from home for the first part of tomorrow- again, I will be working on wiki pages (actual wikipedia pages), so if anyone knows how the fuck to edit one, let me know, because i cannot handle it at all. tomorrow night i do have work in the PM, so i wont be back until about 930 PM EST. i wont be back until then tomorrow, too.

I'm gonna kill my roommates.

We now have bedbugs.

Yeah.

In honour of coffee, post-flu fatigue, and massive amounts of homework I should, but am not doing, having missed my morning class, I present to you: GEEKY ENGLISH MAJOR NICKNAMES.

Henceforth, sherlock shall be in my eyes Em Dash. texmas is now Onoannapoeia. kaelly is now Kelligraphy. skelly is now Skemile.

WHOSOEVERELSE DESIRES A NAME, YE BE CONTACTING ME BEFORE THE CAFFEINE WEARS OFF.


No I swear I'm on hiatus really fuck off.

ETA. I'm so on hiatus I'm making a table!

kaelly	Kelligraphy
omystarling	Anthropochelism
rainbowling	Iambic Penkatimer
sherlock	Em Dash
skelly	Skemile
texmas	Onoannapoeia
theblev	Apashtrophe

Of all the things I'm upset got lost when GJ shut down, I think Maeve's epilogue for Darring is at the top of the list.

• 00:08 Pirate Rock is amazing. #

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